FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young JANITOR named DUANE. He was VERY TIRED in the STRAIGHT EDGE forest when he met POSITIVE YOUTH NOAH, a run-away TATTO ARTIST from the HARDCORE Queen SARAH.

DUANE could see that POSITIVE YOUTH NOAH was hungry so he reached into his KEG and give him his RAD TOFURKEY. POSITIVE YOUTH NOAH was thankful for DUANE's TOFURKEY, so he told DUANE a very HUNGRY story about Queen SARAH's daughter AMANDA. How her mother, the HARDCORE Queen SARAH, kept her locked away in a 924 GILMAN ST. protected by a gigantic MONKEY, because AMANDA was so UNCOOL.

DUANE PUNCHED. He vowed to POSITIVE YOUTH NOAH the TATTO ARTIST that he would save the UNCOOL AMANDA. He would SPIT the MONKEY, and take AMANDA far away from her eveil mother, the HARDCORE Queen SARAH, and MOSH her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a BITCHY TORNADO and POSITIVE YOUTH NOAH the TATTO ARTIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MONKEY from his story. HARDCORE Queen SARAH PISSED out from behind a PAINT and struck DUANE dead. In the far off 924 GILMAN ST. you could hear a SQUIRT.

THE END.

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